The Great Lionmind Auction |
Публикуван в North Korea 
- Социални взаимоотношения и развлечения - 9 - 14 Mar 25 00:02
The world-famous Lionmind—renowned for his elite Discord trolling, exceptional production skills, and undeniable charm—is officially up for auction.
Yes, this magnificent, wonderful, and objectively adorable eDominations citizen is seeking a new home, and this is your chance to claim him.
Whether you need a dedicated worker or a chaotic person, this is an opportunity no nation should ignore
Starting Bid: 2000 Gold
For the remarkably low starting bid price of 2000 gold, you will acquire a fully functional Lionmind, complete with:
Discord Expertise – Will flood your national chat with memes, heated debates, and unexpected conspiracy theories.
Impressive Production Output – Despite spending half his time trolling, his economy is suspiciously efficient.Irresistible
Charisma – Governments rise and fall, but Lionmind’s charm is eternal.
Diplomatic Versatility – Capable of building alliances or sparking international conflicts within minutes.
Auction Terms:
No refunds – Once acquired, Lionmind is entirely your responsibility.
Buyer must provide entertainment, drama, and occasional flattery to keep him engaged.
Mild rebellions are possible if boredom sets in.The winning country must publicly act as though this was a strategic investment.
Who will win? Who will regret it?
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Коментари (9)
14 Mar 25 00:46
MerlinaTwo thousand is expensive hahahaha
14 Mar 25 01:02
LionmindStop braking my heart Merlina
14 Mar 25 02:22
Cynaratake advantage and buy, merlinita ; )
14 Mar 25 03:46
LionmindMerlinita my presence is expensive x)
14 Mar 25 06:05
MerlinaI am jewish, my religion does not allow me to spend xD
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