I am pleased to welcome each reader and future subscriber to my newspaper.  Here I will write about the future politics of Russia and relations with other countries :))

But today I will not talk about politics.  Today I would like to congratulate Russia and its citizens on the complete and final liberation of the Russian regions! But, the liberation of the regions of Russia is a merit not only of citizens, but also of loyal allies - personally, I would like to say many thanks to Iran and Germany, these guys helped us to get used to and get on our feet on the development path of Russia. 

Special thanks I want to say for our excellent Minister of Defense of Russia - Mata Hari.  This beautiful girl held talks with other countries, during which we received our regions. We are glad that you are helping us, and we hope that this will continue, thanks :)