Well Hello Ladies and Gentlemen,

I, (former) SoPR of the Allies, would like to make an announcement on the behalf of the (former) HQ of the Allies. I would like to announce the disbanding of the alliance known as Allies.

It was decided last night in a meeting between the Country Presidents of all participating members and the HQ of the alliance. We came to this decision because of quite a few reasons and factors. So, from today on, the alliance Allies officially doesnt exist.

I, (former) SoPR of the Allies, would like to thank our allies on the behalf of the (former) HQ of the Allies. Thank you Bybatu, thank you Turkey, Thank you RRARR, thank you Poland, Thank you Poseidon, Thank you Estonia, Thank you Thracius, Thank you Spain, Thank you Celio, Thank you Brazil, Thank you WhoeverIsIncharge of Azerbaijan, Thank you Azerbaijan, Thank you GypsiesLeader, Thank you Romamia, Thank you to all our enemies, you guys gave us a good fight. Oh and I almost forgot, THANK YOU AXIS, WHICH ACCORDING TO SOME PEOPLE DOESNT EXIST.  I, (current) MoFA of the Germany, would like to make an announcement on the behalf of the (current) HQ of Germany. I would like to announce that Germany will stand with Bulgaria in their campaign against Romania if Bulgaria decides to continue to resist the attack on them from Romania. 
Someone opened my eyes a few days back and I have been shocked, guilt ridden and down thrown. That someone told me that I must thank everyone for everything so that everyone feel appreciated so matter how small it is. I have been guilt ridden ever since, God knows how many people there have been before that I never said thanks to, all those people must have left underappreciated. I am trying to make up for all those lost thank you by saying as much thank as I can from today on. So here we go,

I, Eddie A., would like to thank that particular person that opened my eyes. I am grateful for that person to open my eyes, I will try to follow your teachings from now on, O Exalted one.

I, Eddie A., would like to thank a drama queen whos drama was the source of mine and several others entertainment for a few last days. I am grateful for that person and that the drama that particular person brought before us all.

I, Eddie A., would like to thank Gruner Toffee. Gruner Toffee formerly known as Valuk69 is a good boi and will continue being a good boi and for that he deserves a Thank You. Thank you Gruner Toffee.

I, Eddie A., would like to thank the chef who cooked my breakfast in the morning. Thank you Chef, you are awesome.

I, Eddie A., would like to thank my maid who works very hard, and she is very good at cleaning, so good that sometimes even my cash gets cleaned (goes missing). And no, she isnt an eye candy, she is fat af.

I, Eddie A., would like to thank my mobile which I mostly use to play games and to watch porn. Thank you Mobile, you are a good thing. What would I ever do without you.

I, Eddie A., would like to thank the chair I am sitting right now, it is comfortable. Very comfortable. Very very comfortable. I like sitting on this chair.

I, Eddie A., would like to thank Jaeger for being the best family there ever is, we fight a lot among ourselves but hey family that fights stays together longer.

And last but not the least, I, Eddie A., would like to thank KrstaVB also known as Krle also known as the Bar Tiger also known as the Utovar King also known as Numba Wan Fighter. Thanks bro, you are love bro, you are love.

I think I have said enough thanks for now. Now I will wrap up my article. Good talks everyone. Good talks.

Yours Truly,
Eddie A.
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