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10 Dirty Jokes Part 1 |

Published in North Macedonia - Social interactions and entertainment - 5 - 27 Apr 20 03:53

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering A minor.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.

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Comments (5)

27 Apr 20 05:16
horunca

you did not joke when you said that this are dirty

27 Apr 20 05:19
desreveR

nope :3

27 Apr 20 08:43
TOPGUN23

VS

27 Apr 20 08:59
Sabrina

😂😂

29 Apr 20 03:13
Bayek of Siwa

XD