10 Dirty Jokes Part 2 |
Published in North Macedonia 
- Social interactions and entertainment - 2 - 28 Apr 20 01:15
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
What’s the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
What do girlfriend and a laxative have i common?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
 What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
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