my vote number is 3. i hope you are a girl so i still can get what i desire to vote. vote to the up !

vote 2: Mother: How was school today, Patrick? Patrick: It was really great mum! Today we made explosives! Mother: Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow? Patrick: What school? my gold!!!

Vote 4: A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye. Where did you get the other shiner? the boss asks. Well, the man says, I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in.

Vote 5 A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”

Thanks people for putting a smile on my face! I have sent everyone something, have fun in eDom!

Thanks o/