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Published in Croatia - Social interactions and entertainment - 8 - 27 Apr 21 00:32

 Poštovani čitatelji i gledatelji (sasvim razumljivo,moraš gledati da bi čitao,osim ako ne pripadaš posebnoj skupini ljudi koji imaju tu čast da znaju čitati i prstima) , svjedoci smo velike nepravde prisutne od samog početka servera,da se nagradjuju pojedinci koji ostvaruju najveće štete ili najveći broj udaraca.Pošto sam veoma osjetljiv na nepravdu,a upravo ovakvo postupanje prema ogromnom dijelu eDom populacije smatram ogromnim propustom i skandaloznim ponašanjem,odlučio sam poduzeti odredjene korake ,točno odredjenim redoslijedom,kako bi tu nepravdu bar donekle ublažio i olakšao eživot večini epučanstva.
   Dakle,da ne duljim i da ne objašnjavam uz kakve sam sve psiho-stimulanse trudio se  doći do zadovoljavajučeg rješenja,preskočiti ću par tih pijanih epizoda i pred noge, tj. oči prostrt ću vam po meni najbolje rješenje ovog goručeg problema o kojem svi šapuću,ali nitko glasno do sada ne prozbori.
Sve sam to razradio u koracima,te ću vam stoga to tako i prezentirati:

Korak 1.- napravi ss svoga stanja skladišta
Korak 2.-pohrani isti na sigurno mjesto(poželjno je napraviti nekoliko kopija,te ih poslati u vidu poruke neizainteresiranim spodobama,one neće znati što sa njima,te ih stoga neće ni znati zloupotrebiti)
Korak 3.- napravi ss svoga novčanika tj. stanje golda i cc-a
Korak 4.- njega ne pohranjuj,nego objavi na državnom zidu.
Korak 5.- zbroji energetske pločice i doze adrenalina
Korak 6. -zbroji minobacače i pojačivače udarca
Korak 7. -zbroji korak 5 i 6 te ih podijeli sa brojem firmi koje JA posjedujem
Korak 8. -od tako dobivene cifre izvuci 3. korijen
Korak 9. -dobiješ li realni broj,objavi ga kao komentar.-ako pak je cifra iracionalna,ponovi postupak.-ako pak ni to ne donese priželjkivani rezultat,lažiraj izvješče.
Korak 10. - svi sa točnim rezultatima upadaju u bubanj u kome se nalaze privlačne nagrade
Korak 11. -izvlačenje i podjela nagrada
 

    Kao što vidite , za sudjelovanje potrebno je samo malo dobre volje i truda.
 A sada slijedi popis nagrada.
 
 Nagrada za 5. mjesto:10 pohvalnica za učestvovanje
 Nagrada za 4. mjesto:10 paketa hrane q2 kvalitete
 Nagrada za 3. mjesto:1 slika u paintu,moja,vlastoručno podpisana
 Nagrada za 2. mjesto:moja podrška za izbor ministra edukacije
 Nagrada za 1. mjesto: neretuširana fotografija moga profila koja će vam odlično poslužiti kao screensaver na vašim elektronskim ljubimcima.
  
 I konačno nagrade za sudjelovanje :paket aira po izboru vlasnika nagradne igre

  Sva prava i pravila podložna su promjenama vlasnika igre

Dear readers and viewers (quite understandably, you have to watch to read, unless you belong to a special group of people who have the honor to know how to read with their fingers), we are witnessing great injustice present from the very beginning of the server, to reward individuals who do the most damage or the greatest number of blows. Since I am very sensitive to injustice, and I consider this kind of treatment of a huge part of the eDom population to be a huge omission and scandalous behavior, I decided to take certain steps, in a specific order, to alleviate this injustice and make life easier for most people. .   So, not to lengthen and not to explain what psycho-stimulants I tried to come up with a satisfactory solution, I will skip a couple of these drunken episodes and spread the best solution to this burning problem that everyone is whispering about, but no one has spoken out loud so far.I have worked it all out in steps, so I will present it to you like this:
Step 1.- Make ss of your warehouse statusStep 2.-store the same in a safe place (it is desirable to make several copies, and send them as a message to disinterested people, they will not know what to do with them, and therefore will not even know how to abuse them)Step 3.- make ss of your wallet i.e. the state of gold and ccStep 4.- do not store it, but publish it on the state wall.Step 5.- add up the energy bars and adrenaline dosesStep 6. - add mortars and impact boostersStep 7. - add up steps 5 and 6 and divide them by the number of companies I ownStep 8. -tract the 3rd root from the figure thus obtainedStep 9. -if you get a real number, publish it as a comment.-if the number is irrational, repeat the procedure.-if even that does not bring the desired result, fake the report.Step 10 - Everyone with the correct results falls into the drum in which there are attractive prizesStep 11. -drawing and distribution of prizes 
    As you can see, it only takes a little good will and effort to participate. And now follows the list of awards.  5th place prize: 10 commendations for participation Prize for 4th place: 10 packages of q2 quality food Prize for 3rd place: 1 painting in paint, mine, self-signed 2nd place award: my support for the election of the Minister of Education 1st place prize: an unretouched photo of my profile that will serve you well as a screensaver on your electronic pets.   And finally the prizes for participation: an air package chosen by the owner of the prize game
  All rights and rules are subject to change by the owner of the game

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Comments (8)

27 Apr 21 01:11
Nebra007

dobar XD

27 Apr 21 01:43
Partisan

24

27 Apr 21 02:09
MrFreak

Hahaha

27 Apr 21 03:32
spage

a ko je tetka?

27 Apr 21 04:36
Opsyen

@spage to mi je tajnica....

27 Apr 21 07:08
M4gnus

x2

27 Apr 21 07:49
Ahileus

13

28 Apr 21 11:43
minovacac

Koliko ono imaš firmi?