How has French revolution affected world economic growth? Too early to say.
Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck? He forgot to seasonally adjust.
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? Seven, plus/minus ten.
World leaders Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit, Boris says to Bill, “Bill, you know, I have a big problem I dont know what to do about. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I dont know which one.” “Not a big deal Boris,” Bill responds. “Im stuck with a hundred economists I have to listen to all the time before any policy decision and only one tells the truth. “That sounds like the same situation,” Boris says. “Yes,” replies Bill. “But in my case, its never the same one!”
President Truman once said he wants an economic adviser who is one handed. Why? Because normally the economists giving him economic advice state, On one hand and on the other...