[MoE] - Official guide to other countries |
Published in Germany 
- Social interactions and entertainment - 4 - 07 Jan 22 08:03

Greetings German citizens
It is I, one and only Murkoff now in a role of a new reichminister of education of Germany, appointed by former Kaiser Ahileus (God bless his soul and infinite wisdom) just a day before his resignation. Now I serve faithfully and loyally to the new Kaiser Kaveh (God give him strenght to slay our foes).
I adress you German citizens in this first offical article of new ministry of education. This is also an official guide to other countries and how should you aproach them if foreign citizen starts a conversation with you. So let us begin.
(for now there will be only important countries which also means that countries on the list should be grateful to be on it to begin with, since we all now Germany is the best, strongest and most important)
German guide to other countries :
1. Albania -Â scheming, overly proud and delusional. Didnt win any battle for Kosovo in game, led from shadows by Serxhio, aproach them with caution.
2. Serbia - your socks will probably last longer than an alliance with them. Same as Albania except for winning battles for Kosovo. Also aproach carefully.
3. Georgia - spooky.
4. Romania - full of imigrants, likes to complain a lot (probably do to their latin blood), also our enemies for blocking our path to lebensraum.
5. Turkey - the one in oven tastes great, but ingame one is yuck
6. North Macedonia - saying one of their million names will always make someone angry in the world so call them what you like, cant please everyone.
7. China - true masters of edom world and soon in RL too. Also our allies so win-win for Germany.
8. Colombia - our allies and powerful night watch for European battles. Theyve also found out that Irish potato tastes great so now they are liberating Irish from themselves.
9. Chile - our allies right? Admin still wont give them holy and magical island... (grimdark world for them)
10. Iran - best people, we have them in Germany too. Also they are Aryan which makes them Ubermenschen in our eyes so its sad to see them on opposing side.
11. Indonesia - Night watch no.2 for European battles, not that very active on global chat so very little info on them (Secret ally of Germany)
12. India - someone please buy them a toilet, also visa country (bad guys) and mostly dead.
13. Bulgaria - lol
That would be it for major players on worlds stage. In next edition coming next week, we will bring you guide to smaller nations.
Murkoff, Reichminister of Education, Secretary of Foreign Affairs of Praxis Horizon, Bobols Head and Sourlord of Essig. Support
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Comments (4)
07 Jan 22 08:55
Dimidr0* waiting for a second part *
07 Jan 22 17:15
Rafaiagreat job! voted
08 Jan 22 05:33
Ahileuspink njab :P
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