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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. 
Boy: What are the two things? 
Girl: Your feet. 


A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him theres a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman What did you do that for? 


A: Why are you crying? 
B: The elephant is dead. 
A: Was he your pet? 
B: No, but Im the one who must dig his grave


A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? 
B: Its a girl. Shes my daughter. 
A: Oh, Im sorry, sir. I didnt know that you were her father. 
B: Im not. Im her mother


I was born in California. 
Which part? 
All of me.