What did the policeman say to his belly button?
-Youre under a vest! 


Cop: Were going to have to give you a drug test.
Me: Cool, which drugs are we testing? 


Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No officer, its Hi, How are you? 


Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
-To do his duty.


How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-None they just beat the room for being black. 


Female Police Officer: Anything you say can or will be held against you.
Me: Tits. 


Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
-To do his duty.