Q: Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!


Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So theyd have at least one way to shut a woman up. 


Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: Shes the one with the dirty knees. 


Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw. 


Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. 


Q: Whats the definition of trust?
A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob. 


I was in math class and my teacher asked what comes after 69? Apparently I do is not the correct answer 


BOY: Give me a blow job.
GIRL: Can you be more romantic?
BOY: Fine, give me a blow job in the rain.