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Published in Bulgaria - Political debates and analysis - 3 - 05 Feb 25 23:59

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With the presidential election now over - it is time to MAKE BULGARIA GREAT AGAIN - and Alex95s administration is going to do it!

The administrations priorities going forward:

Build the Wall - But not just any wall, were talking about a wall around Sofia to keep the traffic in and the bad vibes out. And guess what? Bulgaria will make Serbia, Greece, and Romania pay for it because, why not?

Drain the Swamp - Weve got too many politicians in Bulgaria who are more corrupt than a barrel of pickles left in the sun. Its time to drain the swamp before we all need snorkels just to vote!

Mage Bulgarian wine great again! - Fellow Bulgarians, its time to uncork the truth - our wine isnt just good; its about to be great again! Weve been sipping on the sidelines while the world gulps down wines from places that cant even spell rakia. But no more!

Revive Tourism - Well bring back tourists by promising them the adventure of a lifetime. Ever tried to find a parking spot in Varna during peak season? It’s like an extreme sport! Well market that.

Bulgarian Internet Speed - Alex95 is going to make our internet so fast, youll download The Epic of the Forgotten Bagpipe in the time it takes to sneeze. Well be the Silicon Valley of Eastern Europe, minus the valley.

Education Reform - We will teach our kids the art of negotiation. By the time they graduate, theyll be able to haggle with any shopkeeper from Plovdiv to Burgas like pros.

Cultural Pride - Were going to rebrand Shopska Salad as the national dish of the free world. It’s not just a salad; its a statement. And yes, were putting it on the moon.

Energy Independence - Well be so energy independent, well start exporting electricity to power all those disco balls in our chalga clubs.

National Mascot - Introducing the Bulgarian Bear, but not just any bear, a bear that’s both fierce and a connoisseur of fine rakia. It’ll scare off any threats and toast to our victories.

Comedy Night at Parliament - Once a month, well have stand-up night in the Parliament. If you can make the nation laugh, you get to pass one law. Its democracy with a sense of humor!

Remember, folks, together well make Bulgaria so great, the past will look at the future with envy. Well have so much fun, youll think youre at a never-ending Banitsa festival!

We will make Bulgaria strong again, we will make Bulgaria safe again, we will make Bulgaria proud again, we will make Bulgaria healthy again, we will make Bulgaria wealthy again, we will make Bulgaria glorious again and yes - we are going to MAKE BULGARIA GREAT AGAIN! - Alex95

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