eDPRK Annoucement no. 10032025 |
Published in North Korea
- Financial analysis - 1 - 10 Mar 25 04:24
Comrades, capitalists, and unsuspecting foreign traders! The Supreme Government of eDPRK has graciously decided to open its glorious markets to the world once again. This is a rare opportunity for you to participate in the most advanced economic system ever devised by the Peoples Great Leadership™.
Sell in eDPRK
Our merciful and all-knowing economic overseers have set the lowest taxes available, ensuring that all sellers contribute generously to the well-being of the nation (and mysteriously disappear if they don’t).
Buy in eDPRK
The Glorious People’s Currency is rising, much like our Leader’s wisdom and our workers’ enthusiasm (voluntarily, of course).
As always, the Ministry of Economic Security and Industrial Harmony is watching closely to ensure fair and honest transactions. Non-compliance, hoarding, and capitalist greed will be dealt with accordingly. Our work camps are more than happy to welcome those who fail to uphold the spirit of economic cooperation.
Trade wisely. Support eDPRK


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