Why dont they play poker in the jungle?
-Too many cheetahs 


What kind of dog tells time?
-A watch dog 


Why do birds fly South?
-Because its too far to walk 


Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone. 
 

How do you have sex with a camel?
-One hump at a time. 


Did you know pigeons die after they have sex?
Well Im not that sure, but the one I had sex with did.