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v5 already subbed what are the 3 white things in the black man ? his teeth , eyes and his owner :D ( no offence with the joke )

v6, sub od prej: My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

v7 shame on you pussy juice. I am not a racist, in matter of fact, I like black people. I think that everyone should have one. o7

At the bus stop there were both men and women. The woman asks the man: What bus are you waiting for? Men: Bus number 1 Woman: I m on number 2. Bus number 12 is brought by the man, and the man exclaims: Now we can drive both at the same time!

Why has blonde panties got in your ass? Because the vacuum is in the head.

What s the difference between a rifle and a machine gun? When they say it s the same as between husband and wife.

If I say that I was beautiful, this is too old, says a professor of Slovene language, but what if, That I am beautiful? A pure lie! Somebody is coming out of the bench.

How old are you, madam? I count 25 of them! How many years ago did you last count them?

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s38 - A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. All right, son. asked the father, what does that show you? Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.

S40 One day an old man gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to his window and says I ve had a long day so if you can give me an excuse for speeding I ve never heard you can go. The old man thinks for a minute and says years ago my wife ran off with a cop I thought you were bringing her back. The cop gets back in his car and drives away.

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S41 -Which is yellow and then red? A chick in a blender

V13 sub od prej.. ena za prdce :) Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!