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Published in Slovenia - Social interactions and entertainment - 6 - 26 Jun 17 08:31

So yesterday i decided do give away 1 gold to the best joke in the comments.

First, here are some jokes I liked:
- what are the 3 white things in the black man ? his teeth , eyes and his owner :D ( no offence with the joke ) -by pussyjuice1

-I am not a racist, in matter of fact, I like black people. I think that everyone should have one. -by Antimon

-Why has blonde panties got in your ass? Because the vacuum is in the head. -by kobarid

-A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. All right, son. asked the father, what does that show you? Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms. -by Lazza

-One day an old man gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up to his window and says I ve had a long day so if you can give me an excuse for speeding I ve never heard you can go. The old man thinks for a minute and says years ago my wife ran off with a cop I thought you were bringing her back. The cop gets back in his car and drives away. -by Kratos121


I really like this one because it is game related:
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels! -by Macolar



Choosing the best joke of the day was really hard, so I decided that I will award the best two jokes.

The second best joke of the day was:
-  My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence. -by 
P4nthera

Congratulations, you win 150 cc


And the biggest joke of the day was: 
-Georgia trying to win the battle for Krakow 

Georgia gets 1 gold to their treasury :D


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Comments (6)

26 Jun 17 08:33
CelioMG

Hahahahahahaahahahhahaha MVP. Piš še naprej te članke 😂😂😂

26 Jun 17 08:44
Macolar

Hahaha o7

26 Jun 17 09:02
P4nthera

Ob tem slavnostnem trenutku bi se rad zahvalil svoji materi, ki me je spravila na svet in mojemu namišljenemu prijatelju Brunotu, ki me je spodbujal v težkih časih. Seveda pa ne smem pozabiti na mojega idola, enega in edinega, Damjana Murka - brez njega ne bi imel motivacije, da bi dosegel to kar sem, zato ti lahko rečem le HVALA!

26 Jun 17 09:29
Denver

LOL, ty

26 Jun 17 10:07
Manduco

hahaha the ending

26 Jun 17 10:44
keyser

top :D