Introduce yourself for those few unfortunate souls who don’t know you yet.

I’m XerTaLT. Farmer by choice, two-clicker by des. I log in, click buttons, watch the economy collapse, and log out — true eDominations spirit.

How long have you been in this chaotic mess we call a game?

A few months. Still waiting for the tutorial to explain why Kaveh is always yelling and Danider is plotting.

What keeps you playing?

The thrill of pressing two buttons and feeling like I contributed. Also, I stay just to witness the drama unfold — it’s like watching a soap opera but with worse graphics.

If you had to describe your eDom experience in 3 words, what would they be?

Click. Regret. Repeat.

You get three ice creams on a hot day. Which gaming buddies do you not give them to?

Danider gets none — he probably rigged the ice cream machine anyway. Kaveh doesn’t need one either, he runs on pure rage.

You’re transported into the world of Shahnameh. Which character would you be and why?

Probably the guy in the background who pretends to be asleep to avoid wars. Very on-brand.

One player to spend the day with — who and why?

I’d pick Danider so I can finally ask him: “How many Discord servers do you run, and why are they all on fire?”

You’re fighting a bear in the forest. Who’s your backup?

No backup. I’d ask the bear to join my MU. Probably more active than most.

Share a memorable story from your time in the game.

One time, I actually fought in a battle. People were shocked. Admins had to double-check their logs. They sent me a gift basket.

Advice to new players?

Yes: Alt+F4 is a powerful tool. Use it wisely.

What would you improve about the game if given godlike power?

Make Kaveh the official mascot. Every time a player rage quits, his face pops up saying, “Told you so.”

Admin performance, 1 to 10? Be honest.

I give them a 404 — Rating Not Found. But if I have to choose, maybe a generous 7, because at least they haven’t turned it into Flappy Bird yet.

Final Words?
Stay lazy, stay sarcastic. If you need me, I’ll be farming medals and pretending I’m active.Much love,
XerTaLT
(Inactive, but emotionally present)