Dear Citizens of eDominations,
We have received yet another beautifully formatted, well-thought-out suggestion from a dedicated player.
This time from endrjust, who clearly believes we have both the attention span and UI budget of a triple-A gaming studio.

Let us respond with the grace and professionalism you’ve come to expect.



1. Wiped Country Info on Hero Medals?

Ah yes, because when you obliterate an entire country, the first thing on your mind is:

“I really wish my medal had a flag emoji and a tooltip.”

While you were out there committing digital geopolitical erasure, we were asking ourselves:

“Should we really reward war crimes with pretty flags?”
“Is adding one more tooltip worth another year of database lag?”
“Will this fit inside our 2007-era layout?”

So we tried.

Then the UI cried, the servers fainted, and someone spilled tea on the feature toggle.
So instead, we’ve added a new invisible medal:

*“Hero of Unread Proposals.”*

Check your inventory. If you can’t find it, that’s because it’s working as intended.



2. More UC Special Weapons?

Let me get this straight…

You want to buff the UC pack, but:

Not with energy, Not too OP, Just enough to increase engagement, balance rewards, stimulate pack sales, and possibly solve climate change?

We read that whole section. Our eyes went blurry around “66 hits per weapon type.”
Then someone in the dev room whispered:

“That sounds like math.”

We panicked, held a quick emergency vote, and issued the following decree:

No.

In Comic Sans.



But Don’t Worry, We Listened!

Instead of implementing your well-structured ideas, we’ve decided to:

Add a duck sound when you click on the flag.
Release a new UC reward: Q1 Tactical Bubble Gun.
Launch a tooltip that just says “nice.”
Replace “wiped” with “lightly inconvenienced.”

To prove we take feedback seriously, we’ve created a new development team led by:

A turtle
A goat named BudgetCutz
A hamster running on caffeine

Final Words from Admin

Thank you, endrjust, for your suggestions.
They have been printed out, folded into a paper airplane, and respectfully launched into the void where all ideas go:

The Great Suggestion Black Hole™

Stay active, keep suggesting, and remember:

“Our silence is not disinterest. It’s just… silence.”
— The Admin Team, probably

#GameImprovementButMakeItFunny
#TooltipTrauma
#SpecialWeaponsNotSpecialEnough
#UCMeansUnclearContent