After the heroic double-wipe by our dear landlords Iran and Turkey, we’ve decided resistance is overrated. For the low price of 50,000 gold per month, they can keep the keys to China — we just want to farm the Vive la Résistance pack in peace.They can keep us embargoed, take selfies in our capital, and even rename our cities — we promise not to touch their bonus regions. Farming is life, politics is boring.

Official Lease Agreement (Article 1)

Tenant: China
Landlords: Iran Turkey

Terms:

Rent: 50,000 gold/month, payable in tears or actual gold.

Tenant may farm Vive la Résistance pack without interference.

Landlords may maintain embargo for maximum humiliation.

Tenant will not touch, sniff, or even look at landlord bonus regions.

All battles must end with GG Landlord in shoutbox.

Long live the tenants, long live the landlords!

Sulfur THE TARD