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The Dot Man (aka Pristell) |

Published in Albania - Social interactions and entertainment - 3 - 04 Dec 25 02:45

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Pristell was not a legend.
He was a problem.
He appeared one rainy night, soaked, shaking, and wearing the same ridiculous dotted suit he had worn inside the asylum. Yes—the asylum he had escaped from. Nobody knew how he got out. Some said a guard made a mistake. Others believed the guard simply gave up.
Whatever the reason, Pristell was free—and the town immediately started regretting it.
He didn’t help people.
He annoyed them.
He didn’t entertain children.
He terrified them.
He didn’t cause chaos for fun.
He caused it because he genuinely believed he was important.
Pristell walked into shops, took items, stared at the cashier without blinking, and then left exact change on the floor—not on the counter. Always on the floor. When asked why, he would mutter:
“The dots told me to.”
He followed strangers for no reason.
He argued with reflections in windows.
He once tried to “fire” a traffic light for being “unprofessional.”
The police caught him three times.
He escaped three times.
Once by pretending to be a coat rack.
Once by lying on the floor and loudly declaring himself “office equipment.”
And once because the officers simply couldn’t handle him anymore and left the room.
People started locking their doors earlier.
Shop owners removed mirrors.
Psychologists refused to say his name out loud.
And the worst part?
Pristell believed he was a hero.
Meanwhile, everyone else knew the truth:
He wasn’t special.
He wasn’t mysterious.
He wasn’t misunderstood.
He was just an escaped lunatic in a dotted suit, wandering the city and turning normal days into slow-moving nightmares of pure inconvenience.
Even today, when something goes wrong for no clear reason—
a door unlocks itself,
a receipt prints twice,
or someone feels watched for no reason at all—
people don’t joke anymore.
They whisper only one thing:
“Pristell.”

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Comments (3)

04 Dec 25 02:54
Pristell

Thanka, im glad i cant get out of your head.... Just for you .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

04 Dec 25 13:06
Komita

Ali je dobar covek ,za razliku od nekih

05 Dec 25 02:46
Noni Bravar

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