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Published in Germany - Political debates and analysis - 5 - 27 Feb 26 06:54

Hello dear readers,


I am glad to be back with you again. Over the past two months, my life outside this screen has been complicated, to say the least. I have faced and overcome many challenges, and I am finally ready to return to the game.


During my absence, Germany stood tall. Our citizens remained loyal to our cause despite the vacuum of leadership, and I cannot adequately describe how much that heartfelt loyalty means to me. I also want to extend my deepest gratitude to our allies and friends for their continuous support and empathy.


To our enemies:


 I acknowledge and respect your restraint in not attacking Germany during my absence, with one exception that I am certain was merely a misunderstanding.

Diplomacy Strategy


Germany remains open to diplomacy from all sides. While we will still shoot where we will and when we will, we have no desire to create unnecessary conflict. Our citizens are professionals who understand the nuances of game strategy and politics; we simply have no time for groundless complaints.


Regarding our current pacts:


 We have rented meat to Poland until the end of this reshuffle. This is a gesture of appreciation for the Polish government’s steadfast support during my time away.

The Path Forward


Germany will continue as a small, tight-knit community. We aim to be a shining example of how a small nation can survive and thrive in a world dominated by massive power blocs.



  • Current Focus: Until the next reshuffle, we are prioritizing the economic growth of our citizens.

  • Future Outlook: As soon as the new reshuffle begins and global peace ends, we will re-evaluate the landscape and take decisive action.

  • Diplomatic Reset: We consider our hostilities with Turkey, Croatia, and Iran concluded until the next reshuffle.


Personal Reflections

I want to welcome my old friend (and former rival), Extra Gasoline, to Germany!


On a personal note, while I won’t forget the lack of support from some I once called friends, I must set aside personal grievances for the sake of the country I lead. To AceEconomist and my true friends in the Iranian community:


thank you for being the voices that stood up for me.

Ultimately, this is a game—though it becomes a part of our lives, it remains a game. I must remind myself of this as well.

If I have ever lost my patience or used improper words, I ask for your forgiveness. Much of my behavior is role-play, and I apologize for any misunderstandings my persona may have caused.

Hail Germany!


Your favorite pink bird,


Kaveh

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Comments (5)

27 Feb 26 06:54
Kaveh

First is back!

27 Feb 26 07:12
Borci7

WOW, journalism is almost not dead :D

27 Feb 26 14:07
Vitamina

Hail Kaveh ✋

27 Feb 26 14:45
VISA

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08 May 26 01:21
Ahileus

hail mighty bird !