Deutsche Zeitung

Every invader will one day experience what they have inflicted on others...



May 2026, Ljubljana

- After weeks of heavy attacks, Slovenia was on the brink of being erased from history. Members of the Slovenian resistance army, united in the capital, made a pact: either Slovenia would be saved, or we would die with honor.

- Slovenian President Fart Sinatra had now received news that the unified Croatian army was approaching the city. He issued an urgent call to his allies to bring all their forces to the capital.


   


- Forces from Albania, North Macedonia, Poland, Georgia, Colombia and Germany reached Ljubljana before the Croats and prepared their defenses.

- On a May morning, the battle began with full force. Slovenia and its allies defended with such ferocity that the Croats were taken aback. Slovenia and its allies quickly counterattacked the Croatian forces, who had lost their organization and morale. The defeated Croatian forces began to flee. Slovenia defended its capital and took some Croatian soldiers prisoner.


   

- Slovenia and its allies moved to military headquarters and held an important meeting to discuss their new strategy. High-ranking generals and statesmen attended the meeting.


   

- A radical idea was put forward at the meeting: to attack the Croatian capital directly before the defeated Croatian forces could regroup.

- The combined army of Slovenia and its allies immediately completed its preparations and set off.

Directly to Zagreb...


   


- Out front of Zagreb, Slovenia and its allies faced a large and powerful army composed of Croatian, Serbian, Turkish, and Greek soldiers. A hellish battle raged throughout the day. After fierce fighting on both sides, Slovenia and its allied forces entered Zagreb.


   


- Arrivaling at Zagrebs city square in a tank, Fart Sinatra and BARON saw several captured enemy commanders. Unfortunately, higher-ranking enemy commanders had fled Zagreb to other Croatian cities. Nevertheless, these prisoners could be very useful...


   


- That day, all the newspapers in the world carried the headline: ZAGREB HAS FALLEN




3 days later...


- A high-ranking Slovenian general gave a statement to the press regarding the course of the war.

- He declared that the war would continue and that Slovenia and its allied forces would continue the fight until Croatia was brought to the negotiating table.


   


But meanwhile… BARON seemed distracted…