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Published in Germany - Social interactions and entertainment - 3 - 02 Jun 26 14:42

The Boredom of Absolute Victory

Hello dear readers,

Today, we are witnessing a level of boredom that even the winning side didnt expect.

Our victory was so swift, and the losing side put up so little resistance—both verbally in chat and martially on the battlefield—that people have literally started triggering revolutions inside the winning alliances own countries just to have something to do.

Marvolo is the first target, and most probably the very first victim of this boredom-fueled wave of revolutions. Who is the next candidate? The iron throne of Dardan is certainly shaking. And maybe, just maybe, Baron is about to lose the upcoming elections in Germany, simply because our population is highly dissatisfied with the quality of our countrys popcorn production.

A wipe is not the end of the world, and losing is never permanent.

I call upon the losing side to get your shit together and start doing something. The game is simply not fun without you and your efforts. Even losing has a style, and right now, you arent even standing up to that basic standard. Please, stop making it this easy for us.

A bored but happy duck,

Kaveh

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Comments (3)

02 Jun 26 14:44
Kaveh

first is bored!

02 Jun 26 14:59
lBARONl

Baron came to power through elections, representing the will of the people, and he will only leave through elections. There is foreign interference in our popcorn industry. The German people will give their answer at the ballot box. Hail Germany !

02 Jun 26 15:16
Deflection

k Adolf