Daily Jokes #1 |
Published in Colombia 
- Social interactions and entertainment - 3 - 04 Jun 26 00:03
Joke #1
- What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts
Joke #2
A man bought himself a rooster. He brought it back home and introduced him to his hens.
The man came back a few hours later to see that the rooster has had sex with all the hens.
The next day, the rooster did the same. Hens were exhausted and could barely walk.
On day three, the rooster destroyed the ducks too.
On day four, however, the man saw the rooster laying on the ground exhausted with vultures
hovering over him in the sky. The man yelled -Thats what you get, you horny bastard!-
The rooster replied -Shhhh, be silent, they are about to land-.
Joke #3
- What does Make-A-Wish kids and milk have in common?
An expiration date
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Comments (3)
04 Jun 26 00:19
VedunAll good, 🍺😂
04 Jun 26 01:20
tavi29subs 503 and good luck! o7
04 Jun 26 01:26
B o I k o VThanks, guys :D I will have more for you tomorrow
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