Daily Jokes #2 |
Published in Colombia 
- Social interactions and entertainment - 0 - 06 Jun 26 00:00
Joke #4
- What does the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
When we were kids there were two of them.
Joke #5
A bus of nuns crashes. All of the holy gals tragically die and now face
St. Peter at the pearly gates. He tells them they have led a righteous life but they have sins.
If they want to enter heaven, they must first confess and wash in the cauldron of holy water.
The first nun comes to St. Peter and says -St. Peter, I... I saw a mans penis once-
St. Peter says -Its okay, child, wash your eyes in the cauldron and enter heaven.-
The second nun says -St. Peter, I... have touched a mans penis before.-
St. Peter says -Its okay, child, wash your hands with holy water and enter.-
The third nun starts -St. Peter... I have...-
Before she could finish confessing, the fourth nun pushes her aside and says:
- If that skank dips her ass in the cauldron, Im not drinking from that water.-
Joke #6
- Whats the difference between a fridge and an butthole?
The fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out.
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