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Published in Bulgaria - Social interactions and entertainment - 0 - 10 Jun 26 00:01

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Joke #10

- How do you turn a pussycat into a fish?



- You dont wash it for a few days.


Joke #11

A suicidal girl is standing on top of a bridge looking down at the pavement below.

A hobo walks by and she says -Do NOT come any closer, I will jump!
The hobo replies -Before you do... could you do me a favour and have sex with me?
I havent had sex in ages.-

With disgust on her face, the girl says -Yew, no, look at yourself.-
The hobo replied -Thats okay. I can wait under the bridge.-

Joke #12

- How does Lady Gaga like her steak?





♫Rah-Raw-Rah-Raw-Rah♫.


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