North Korea - Declaration of War |
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- Warfare analysis - 0 - 09 Jul 26 10:08
Citizen of all genders of the world,
Supreme hoarder of cheese, Master of unpaid Volvos and Protector of Chinas right flank, Murkoff the Humongous issued the latest divine rulling for such was his wont. Indonesias crimes of existing and threatening our big brother China is inexcusable crime against His (Murkoff) person and as such, We deemed to respond in harshest manner possible.
Supreme Peoples Court of Not-Fake Korea decided that Indonesias punishment is invasion of Japan. Indonesians will go to their mosquito-infested beds, crying and thinking about poor innocent Japanese suffering because of Indonesian governments diabolically crazy decisions.


God hath spoketh and Supreme Leader signed it. Glory to the Supreme Leader of Korea and DRAGON EMPEROR SAFER THE WIPER
Murkoff, Secretary Regent-General Admiral of Peoples Republic of best Korea
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