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Published in North Korea - Warfare analysis - 2 - 09 Jul 26 10:08


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Citizen of all genders of the world,

Supreme hoarder of cheese, Master of unpaid Volvos and Protector of Chinas right flank, Murkoff the Humongous issued the latest divine rulling for such was his wont. Indonesias crimes of existing and threatening our big brother China is inexcusable crime against His (Murkoff) person and as such, We deemed to respond in harshest manner possible.



Supreme Peoples Court of Not-Fake Korea decided that Indonesias punishment is invasion of Japan. Indonesians will go to their mosquito-infested beds, crying and thinking about poor innocent Japanese suffering because of Indonesian governments diabolically crazy decisions. 



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God hath spoketh and Supreme Leader signed it. Glory to the Supreme Leader of Korea and DRAGON EMPEROR SAFER THE WIPER

Murkoff, Secretary Regent-General Admiral of Peoples Republic of best Korea


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Comments (2)

10 Jul 26 00:48
AstaFluX

You really need to see a psychiatrist. Btw, China hit first in our RW (India region), not vice versa. Dont stir a false information.

10 Jul 26 03:04
Murkoff

Indonesian tears will water rice field of China and mayhaps Korean ones if there’s any tears left in the stream