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[VOTE] 1st Issue: A New Sun Had Risen!! |

Published in China - Social interactions and entertainment - 18 - 07 Jul 17 15:52

Greetings to all citizens of the world!! 

With a great pleasure, I present you with the first issue of the Chinese Imperial newspaper:

The Voice Of The Empire !!

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I was appointed to the Ministry of Public Relations for this Imperial term by our newly elected Emperor, the one whose eternal reputation roams the servers, the one whose name echoes from the lips of his desperate foes.. the Divine Master of the UTOVAR himself, Lord Shiroe!!

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When the time for the new elections had come again, our Lord decided to take the helm and steer our Empire to even more success in its world known endeavours, making us strive for more in economy, war and cooperation!

He decided that the time had finally come for his reign to start of once again, and that its time to leave an eternal mark in the future of this eLands, from our flourishing rice fields (which our enemies heavily envy us on) to the enemys burnt and torn down capital regions!!

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Now, few lines about our newly elected GOVERNMENT.

Our Divine Lord Shiroe had chosen these brave warriors to serve the eternal empire for this term and gave them the roles which suit them the most. He had chosen very carefully and wisely after hours of carefull examination, preparation and initiation:


PRIME MINISTER: Daca

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As the strongest Space Wolf of them all, Lady Daca had proven herself worthy for the new Imperial mandate as prime minister after fulfilling that role in the past month.

Armed with wit, beauty, charm and a big sword, she will be the Lords right arm and help him times of need.

MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS: IKTA SOLORK, DEFLECTION AND ANCESTRAL

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A group of young, talented and perceptive men were appointed for the Ministry in this term. These men were given with an honor to represent our beloved Empire to the world by politic means and represent us ammongst our faithfull allies as our eyes and ears. 

They are also searching for some additional help in the work of the Ministry so all interested citizens of the Empire can talk to Emperor Shiroe about joining the team. 

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I almost forgot one of the important parts of work in the Imperial Government: Work will be generously rewarded, and thats what servants of the true Empire deserve! So join the team while there is a spot still left for you!!


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MINISTRY OF DEFENSE: NAVARENI ZECOV, KAVEH, DANIDER AND PETKOFF


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This is the true powerhouse of our Emperors team, it is a great honor for me to represent them to the world!

Armed with patiance, activity and will, this team decides outcomes of our coordinated strikes. This month their role will play a crucial role as it did so far and they will never let the Empire down!

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Also, our MoD team started and interesting project for the Empire which I will present to you today:


OH ATTENDANCE COMPETITION

As the war on the European barbarian seems eternal, our MoD team decided that we award the most active warriors against paganism and heresy!

Every citizen of the Empire can attend this competition which starts with filling this form:


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Further details about the competition will be published in this newspaper so stay tuned!

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MINISTRY OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS: XIAHOU DUN AND TSING SHI TAO 

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These boys are the Emperors servants which carefully listen to the Empires heartbeat and notify our Emperor if his almighty perception missed an issue which needed more attention.

Both of them have proven themselves in course of the past few weeks and earned their place amongst the Emperors finest people! 

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GOVERNOURS: SICKBOY AND HUGO DE PAYENS


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When it comes to economy and numbersthese two are absolute proffesionals. Emperor knew the formula of the economical success and combined them two. 

In the next month they will govern all the economy in our Empire so wish them luck!

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MINISTRY OF PUBLIC RELATIONS: ANTIMON, DIESEL AND TALHANTEH



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And the last ministry on the list belongs to these world famous pen warriors!!

Diesel was a lone writer in this ministry last month, but the Emperor Shiroe decided to spice things up this month and bring some additional warriors in it which were, by the Emperors judgement, fit for the job and thats something we will confirm in coming days, stay tuned for our articles and enjoy them!

Our pens will deal with: All official informations of the Empire, its events, decisions and Imperial decrees, government work, alliance work and our war effort to expell the barbarians out of the server and cure the paganism which infests it!

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And this is finally it, I wish good luck and many fortunes to the new government of the Empire of China!

HAIL!!

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CHINESE EMPIRE, AEGIS, AND THE ETERNAL FIGHT AGAINST PAGANISM AND BARBARIANS

Before adressing this topic, take a quick look at our beloved Empire to soathe your eyes...

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Our Bright Star of The East (how I love to call it) is shining with the same light as it did 70 days ago when this world was born... 

In the first days and chaos of the new world, our Empire was quickly established and made order with purging heretics and expelling barbarians out of our lands.

Soon after we started our diplomy and made contacts.

After the formalisation of our brotherhood knows as AEGIS Alliance and joining forces with the B6 Alliance we took the world by storm with our organisation and determination which the barbarians in the rest of the world severely lacked and achieved 3x100% bonuses to most of our members!

So far, most of the wars were just flexing of our muscles to intimidate the oposition and help to our allies for more teritorial gain.

In the passing weeks we witnessed the power of the Empire while it was fighting in all the battles for its allies, rushing fiercely against any prepared forces, DS Q5 or even evil gas legions powered by pure hate for an organised opposition..

We feared nothing and brought victories to our loyal and welcoming allies! And that is something the opossing forces will never be able to understand - That you are truelly worth as much as you are willing to give.. shown on the next example:



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When the time for the new elections came, our Lord decided to take the helm and steer our Empire to even more success, making us thrive in economy, war and cooperation!

The Lord had promised to give us some interesting wars on pagans and will introduce himself further more in this mandate so heads up and stay tuned for more articles!!


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And this is it for today my friends!

In the future issues we will have an interview with the Emperor Shiroe and my personal introduction and you will finally get a full picture about how it all began!

HAIL TURKEY!

HAIL GEORGIA!

HAIL GREECE!

HAIL IRAN!

HAIL USA!


HAIL CHINESE EMPIRE!

HAIL B6!

AND HAIL ALL OUR FRIENDS!!


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Antimon,



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Imperial Public Relations Minister and Adeptus Astartes Warrior

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Comments (18)

07 Jul 17 15:57
Sultan Haydar Bas

no sultan yes vote xd

07 Jul 17 16:04
Talhanteh

As a future Chemical Enginner, I loved the antimonium s picture in the end of the article

07 Jul 17 16:05
Plantaza

No Nabo

07 Jul 17 16:06
Antimon

Published in Cro cuz barbarians need culture

07 Jul 17 16:06
Ancestral

A very enjoyable read. You need to publish articles everyday. Pls

07 Jul 17 16:19
islandwoodsie

why are you flipping out on admins. It seems like you article is just fine. Very nicely done

07 Jul 17 16:19
Sultan Haydar Bas

-Published in Cro cuz barbarians need culture- ahahahaha best comment ever :D

07 Jul 17 16:47
KaMiKaZ3

What is OH ?

07 Jul 17 16:53
Legit Marcial

China #1

08 Jul 17 00:32
Franky Four Fingers

Have You all played in some kind of cartoon porn?

08 Jul 17 00:40
SONI BONANZA

this article is like the bible, let it cure the barbarians! o7

08 Jul 17 00:58
Daca oO

Nice :D one month more for PM :D hell yeah!

08 Jul 17 01:58
Antimon

I flip out on goddamn admin cuz the font I made is not the font I published and I cant simply copy paste it just doesnt work.. I ll start using an external program for this

08 Jul 17 02:16
Antimon

Location of publishing changed, barbarians were restless so I eased their pain. :smirk:

08 Jul 17 02:59
RIP John Doe

o7

08 Jul 17 03:39
elinternacional

Hail China!

08 Jul 17 05:55
tupacora

Hail Bulgaria!

08 Jul 17 10:36
del boy

hail vagi...ehm :p hail china