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Published in Poland - Political debates and analysis - 9 - 08 Jul 17 09:29

Hi! My name is Szwierzak and I bring you news from Poland. Yes! We exist!
More!! We won war with Georgia, but about that later on... First
things first!

FEW THINGS U HAVE TO KNOW
Poland is rather small country- at the moment we are 22ndwith 302 citizens registered. We are part of some kind of alliance(probably), but our president never wrote any article so in reality
majority of residents dont know- which alliance is ours and how many
countries are our allies. Fun fact- those nameless allies help us
save our country when Georgia invaded Poland. Sadly- our CP never
wrote thank you article for them.

Thats why, now, Ill fix his mistake- THANKS GUYS FOR HELP! WHOEVER YOU ARE ;)

INTERNAL POLITICS
We have two political parties- both of them are rather inactive. I like
political part of game but Party President of my party dont like
active people, so every election time- he cut me of the list.

NEWSPAPERS
We have also 19 newspapers but in reality only mine print articles regularly.
Most of them in Polish so you probably wont be interested, but there
was one interview in English- with Georgia CP. I read some interviews
with him, and I think mine was better. If you want to look, here it
is (You have to scroll down little bit):
https://www.edominations.com/en/article/3862

ARMY
We have army called GROM (named after best real Polish special
forces group). No organised actions, no army companies. Just for
bonus mortar and health thingy.

ECONOMY

Something I can brag about- our economy is strong. We have high currency price
in gold (0.009), we have good wages, very low taxes, average prices
of basic products. We doing good and if U come to Poland- U would
too. I can prove it!

Today I wrote quick article for my readers in Poland. I check currency
exchange rates and prices of food q1 in top 10 countries and compare
result to Polish prices. Look for yourself:
http://666kb.com/i/dkrfrc61zg9yvd7ks.jpg


CURRENT ISSUES
Now itwill become interesting. If you like spicy stories this part is for
You!

As you know from previous chapters- I did interview with Georgia CP. Many
people in Poland didnt like it. I become a victim of witch hunt.
Insults fly from left and right. Articles with fake news showing me
as a ally of Georgia, innuendo of bribe taking. Yes! All because of
ONE article.

Of course I didnt step back. I fight- answer all comments and accusations on
feed. Ignored trolls and attenion seekers. At some point it was ease
to see that most of the community
didnt want involve themselves in this little war and just observe
(probably eating popcorn). On one side- me. On other- group I called
Circle of Self Adoration. Tight group of people who know everything
about everything and refuse other access to power and information.

At some point I decided to run for presidency in my party. This time for
realz ;) I started before but I never tried to win. This time I will
try to involve whole community. Some say that I started pTO, but I
dont agree. pTO is cover operation, in shadows, in last possible
moment. What Im doing is attempt to wake up more Poles to play
actively and enjoy game. We already show that we are strong. War with
Georgia was awesome and its shame that You didnt know about it. Let
me tell you...

WAR WITH GEORGIA
Of course Polish CP didnt wrote any article about it. I didnt know why
Georgia attacked us. At start it was bad. Some time after start we
were reduced to one region and most of us was sure about end. But we
were decided to fight to the last piece of food, last bullet in our
q1 guns. Battle of Krakow was only one battle for me where I spent
everything I had. All food, all weps, all money. And miracle happens-
with help of our allies we won!!

After Krakow battle we push back so hard that Georgia run away outside our
core regions. I called that end of First Georgia War. For some time I
thought that Georgia is satisfied with they position in Europe and
Polish gov will seek some kind of treaty to secure our borders.
Instead Polish CP decided to attack Kaliningrad (Russian core under
Georgia occupation; region on northern Polish border). For me that
was start of Second Georgia War.

Polish attack on Kaliningrad failed. Right after- Georgia counter attack.
But attempt to overrun Polish troops in Pomerania was declined as
well. Its seems like we have stale mate. But fact is fact- biggest
eDOM nation failed to win with one of the smallest.

I hopethis is enough to prove to You that you should not ignore Poland. If
you hit us- we will hit you back.

ANALISE THIS
I hope you enjoy my article so far. If you like it- there will be more. You can
expect more of materials like this if you decide to sub me.

SUB 4 SUB
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all for now. See you in next issue for English speakers!

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Comments (9)

08 Jul 17 09:34
SamoDesno88

Never saw you on Polish discord so i really don t understand things that are coming out of your mouth. GL in elections anyway.

08 Jul 17 09:34
Weandil

we won war ? good to know :p

08 Jul 17 09:36
IIRock

3th

08 Jul 17 09:52
Comandantee

Just ignore this rat please. JanGo bought him two weeks ago :) Facts presented in this newspaper are mainly prevarications. He wants to spread electoral propaganda against our Great President Weandil. Hail GUN Hail Poland Hail Weandil!

08 Jul 17 09:55
Aizen Sosuke

Bring us vvv

08 Jul 17 09:58
CelioMG

Hail GUN, Hail Poland, Hail Weandil. Never forget that you have many friends in Slovenia. o7

08 Jul 17 13:19
Szwierzak

Cvelley- fake news gut. Things born in your sick mind... jeez

08 Jul 17 13:46
Comandantee

Go away rat. You ll never be CP of Poland :) Go to your backer and fight against Poland.

08 Jul 17 14:21
Petro

ahhaha this traitor never visited discord or even try to visit, then he wrote article favorising Georgia for couple shekles profit and now he is trying to be president. Spreading propaganda level GOEBBELS