If you need some help picking up women, here are some tips ;)


Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
No Why?
Cuz Im diggin that ass!

On a scale from 1 to 10, youre a 9...... And Im the 1 you need.

 I hear youre good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

Hey can I follow you home?
What?
Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.

Id like to point out that beautiful has U in it. But, quickie has U I together.

Baby, if you were a fruit youd be a fineapple.

Country boys dont need pick-up lines, cause theyve got pick-up trucks.

Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Hi, im wasted but this condom in my pocket doesnt have to be.

Hi, im writing a phone book, can I have your number?

If you were a transformer. Youd be a hot-o-bot, and youd be called Optimus Fine!