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Knock knock jokes |

Published in Slovenia - Social interactions and entertainment - 6 - 16 Jul 17 08:18


Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door? 


Knock, Knock!
Whos There?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom? 


Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you dont let me in! 


Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here! 


Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Opportunity.
Dont be silly - opportunity doesnt knock twice! 

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Comments (6)

16 Jul 17 09:18
By Batu

Didnt get the ice cream :/ is it referring to it will be melted?

16 Jul 17 09:18
Wraith King

Hue hue hue hue hue

16 Jul 17 09:42
FollaWaifus

Ice cream, i scream

16 Jul 17 09:48
By Batu

Ooo shttt its so baddd

16 Jul 17 15:07
del boy

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum and one night they decide they don t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend dared not make the leap. You see, he s afraid of falling So then the first guy has an idea. He says Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam of light and join me. But, the second guy just shakes his head. He says What do you think I am, crazy?! I know you will turn it off when I am half way across.

17 Jul 17 06:28
CelioMG

Hahah Umiram 😂😂 Dj dj nadaljuj