Yo Mama Jokes |
Published in Slovenia 
- Social interactions and entertainment - 2 - 17 Jul 17 14:52
Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mommas so fat, shes got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots
Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake submitted
Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.
Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm Money Over es? She said No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King
Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight
Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldnt solve that mystery.
Yo mama is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more!
Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said Sorry, my mistake. And she said Did you just say steak?!
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone shes in.
Yo Mamas so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV
Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices
Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.Â
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Comments (2)
17 Jul 17 15:01
El Gran EduardoYo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she s in. .. hahahaha xDD
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