So yesterday, I posted a giveaway, in which I said you can win 1 gold for a vote on the article and/or 100 Q3 food for a subion. I got 67 votes, and 30 new subions. 

To pick a winner I used a random number generator and set the numbers from 1 to 67 for the gold, and from 51 to 80 for the q3 food. (Random number generator)

Before I tell you who won, I will write a few jokes, because jokes are what this newspaper is all about :)

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta 


Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha 


A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, I slept with a Brazilian.... The blonde replies, Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian? 


Q: What is a dinosaurs least favorite raindeer?
A: Comet. 


I have never been in love..... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.


A boy comes down stairs for breakfast and asks his grandma Has my mom and dad come down stairs yet? The grandma says no the boy giggles and goes outside to play. He came back in for lunch and asks again, the grandma says no he giggles and goes outside to play. He later comes in for dinner and asks once again Have my mom and dad come downstairs yet? She says no he giggles. Finally she asks him why he keeps giggling when he asks that. The boy said Last night dad asked me for the lubricant but instead I gave him super glue 

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The winner of 1 gold is: oguzpro

The winner of 100 Q3 food is: Rosseta






Congratulations to the winners, and thanks to everybody that participated in the giveaway :)