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- Social interactions and entertainment - 4 - 22 Jul 17 02:51
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies Yes I do! and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter. Surprised the guy asks Where did you get this? The guy replies Oh I have a personal genie. The first man asks Can I make a wish? Sure says the other man Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing Ok I will says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says I want a Million Bucks The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head. And the guy says to the other Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he? The other man replies I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BICÂ
Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.Â
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. Where the hell do you think youre going? he says. Im going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free. The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. Where do you think you going? the wife asks. Im coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!Â
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the whore gives the money back.Â
Two 5 year old black kids (boy and girl) went out trick or treating in a rich Texas suburb. They knocked on this guys door and said trick or treat, The guy asked them what they were dressed as? The little girl said Jack n Jill The guy said You cant be Jack n Jill your black So the kids left and came back and the guy said And what are you guys supposed to be this time? The little girl said Hansel n Gretal The guy says You cant be Hansel n Gretal your black So the kids leave upset only to come back a few min later. This time they were naked. The guys says and just what are you supposed to be now? The little girl says MMs, Im plain and he got nutsÂ
Q: How do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?
A: Give that a shovel.Â
I was in math class and my teacher asked what comes after 69? Apparently I do is not the correct answer.Â
Q: What do Tofu and Dildos have in common?
A: Theyre both meat substitutes!Â
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Comments (4)
22 Jul 17 03:11
WarderGive that bitch a shovel :)
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