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Dog jokes |

Published in Slovenia - Social interactions and entertainment - 2 - 16 Aug 17 08:03


Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the barking lot! 


Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound! 


Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle. 


Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on. 


Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road! 


Q: What is a dogs favorite instrument?
A: A trombone. 


Q: Why does the dog bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he is a party pooper. 


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Comments (2)

16 Aug 17 08:09
keyser

pole :)

16 Aug 17 12:40
spage

votdo