Birthday jokes |
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- Social interactions and entertainment - 2 - 20 Aug 17 06:52
Q: Whats the easiest way to remember your wifes birthday?
A: Forget it once!
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: Dont birthdays burn you up?
Q: Were any famous men born on your birthday?
A: No, only little babies.
Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!
Q: Whats the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.
Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!Â
Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!Â
Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!Â
Whens your birthday?
June 2nd.
What year?
Every year!Â
I gave Ashton Kutcher a gift for his birthday and he said Dude Wheres My Card?
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.Â
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20 Aug 17 06:54
keyserpole... nice ones :P
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