Hi everyone!

I was pleasantly surprised when Croatia declared war on us. Not that it would not make sense from a strategical stand point, but more due to the fact they ussualy consider us as an annoying cunts, which if I think for a little bit, probably also is the best deion for us when we decide to become that. We do try hard in that aspect, admittedly. And I was afraid they wouldnt want to play with us anymore.

Be it that we are too ugly, too annoying or in the worst possible scenario out of them all, that we would be simply too unimportant without being noticed, which would likely cause immesureable consequences to our collective ego as a nation. And after all those provocating articles my countrymen wrote, we did try hard to be noticed!
So it was a relief to see this impolite ignorance was just a matter of taking a breath and resting for a while, before we can all again start trolling each other in a good old Mordor fashion.





Some evil-minded tongues will even try to portray this move as a selfish one, since Croatia was without their own war for way too long and needed some fun, with Slovenia only being the most obvious choice and not the eternal love of Mordor relationships we like to imagine it to be so much.
I think we will both easily decide to ignore those vicious rumours and just get back to the good old folklore, afterall its a game and we should thank Makarov for providing us some fun with the not that attractive alternative of slowely dying of boredom. Im sure both Croats and Slovenians mutualy agree on this one.



Severinjenje

While the exact definition of UTOVAR is still unknown to many, Ill try to explain it to my best abilities.

Utovar basicaly means to in-transport and unload damage unto some region and win the battle.


But, lets be honest here. Its easy, happens often on the both sides and doesnt take that much of an effort to begin with.

With the lack of existance of some bigger challenges, Im introducing a new cathegory, called to PoSeveriniti (=verb) someone.
The definition of PoSeveriniti is when you Utovar a region, however you do it with 150 millions or more damage in the last few minutes of the battle. Meaning that Severinjenje is an upgrade on Utovar. You Utovar it hard!

To use it in a sentence:

USA has PoSeveriniti Mexico in a battle of Santa Clara.

Hey guys, lets PoSeverinimo (=3rd person, plural) Burgerland!


In my opinion this game needs more challenges and I am curious about who will be the first one to achieve it.


And a little something extra for Skofjaloka:




Best regards,
Janez Grozni