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Published in Slovenia 
- Social interactions and entertainment - 5 - 02 Oct 17 12:27
Two men fought their entire life about whether Jesus was Black or White. The two men died together in a car accident. Finally when they reached the gates of heaven Jesus walked up to them and said BUENOS DIAS!Â
The firefighter climbs the ladder to the bedroom of a burning house, and there he finds a curvaceous brunette,
Ah, he says, you are the third pregnant girl Ive rescued this month.
But, Im not pregnant!
Youre not rescued yet!Â
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.Â
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, Hey, you dont need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.
The lady asks, How do I do it without surgery?
Just rub toilet paper between them.
Startled the lady asks, How does that make them bigger?
I dont know, but it worked for your ass.Â
Q: Why cant you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because theyre always a little short.Â
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!Â
Q: Wheres Spidermans home page?
A: On the world wide web. Â
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Comments (5)
02 Oct 17 12:29
IIRockfirst :(((
02 Oct 17 12:56
keyserpanda ftw :)
02 Oct 17 22:50
By BatuGrrrr cold :( voted
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