Wedding jokes |
Published in Slovenia 
- Social interactions and entertainment - 8 - 04 Oct 17 11:21
I decided to write some jokes for all you married guys :)
Im not that lucky, JET ;)
Marriage is not a word. Its a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
One day a man inserted an advert in the local classifieds: Wife wanted.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: Well, its the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelors Degree and the woman gets her Masters
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Comments (8)
04 Oct 17 11:24
macoso I guess you re a wife :P
04 Oct 17 11:33
IIRockagain third :((((((((((;((((((((
04 Oct 17 13:37
Ceeanzepuff not good
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