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Published in United States of America - Social interactions and entertainment - 17 - 30 Nov 17 04:24

Dear fellow citizens,
it has been a long time since my last article, but what is going on lately is pushing me to use my e-pen.

It was day 218 in-game as I was enjoying my morning coffee in the oval office. Suddenly the door opens and the vice-President storms into my office obviously upset.
Quickly I asked him what is going on. His answer was terrifying.  I could not even imagine such a disaster. He told me that Washington DC along with other places of the globe have been hit by a terrible flood.

Without a second thought, we both ran out of the White House to see what exactly is the situation.
What we saw my friends, was really breathtaking....
                                                       http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/future-Washington-D.C..jpg

As Splax, was standing by my side terrified I started laughing the hell out of me!!! He looked at me confused.. He was trying to find out what was so funny about it..
After I managed to stop laughing before the upcoming heart-attack, I told him:
Bro, I know this.... I have seen this before... It is not the first time... What you see is not water... What you see is the well known Spanish tears....
Finally he got it too... The Spanish government was crying SOOOOOO much about losing an attack against Algeria that their teras had caused global flood!!!

              http://www.icr.org/i/articles/af/global_flood_traditions_wide.jpg

Let us move to the facts my dear friends.. 
After losing this battle Spain started accusing every single member of the Phalanx Alliance that they did not help them in their campaign. 
The first victim was Slovenia. Slovenia for me is one of the greatest ally in game, (in all games of this kind TBH) and they have gained my true respect even when we were enemies.. They know it, they can confirm that. So for me, it is just for pure laughs, to accuse a country like sLOVEnia for lack of help.

Moving on, we can see Romania.. Whatever I will say for them will not be enough.. They belonged in the group of countries that we decided to keep close to us after AEGIS disbanded, clearly because we consider them one of our strongest Ally with the complete meaning of the word ALLY.

Spain, signed MPP with Poland and Hungary!!! The two countries that have DIRECT WAR with their ally Romania!!!! 
Once again after the incident in AEGIS, Spain proves to us all that they belong to the group of the countries that do not know the meaning of the word HONOR. 

I am pissed off just because my TRUE ALLIES, got carried away by spanish promises just to face this in the end. Just to hear them saying You did not help us.

Food for thought my friends.. If you want an Ally that the next day can sign MPP with your enemy, follow the instructions: 
1) https://image.prntscr.com/image/N7g-FVCNTVupJPIbE9dZqw.png
2) https://image.prntscr.com/image/EnoRQcMYRwGexo-cLBnW6Q.png
3) https://image.prntscr.com/image/ufUyOfUTTau1uiNDCr6EIw.png

Thats it!!! You are ready!!!
I will leave you with something from the mighty Minister of Foreign Affairs. 
HINT: His second job is a psychic....
https://image.prntscr.com/image/jEnlOc9eSwO4KVHqGAOw5A.png


Until the next time,
enjoy your time here!!!
Pure love for you all,
Carvallio

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Comments (17)

30 Nov 17 04:25
Antimon

O7

30 Nov 17 04:27
Kira

No salgo no voto. noob

30 Nov 17 04:27
Nicholas

LOL?

30 Nov 17 04:28
Duque de Santangelo

In spanish please

30 Nov 17 04:28
Fighter 007

o7

30 Nov 17 04:29
Ulysses Grant

u s a

30 Nov 17 04:34
lonely wolf

Spanish tears had caused global flood!!! ahahahahahahahaha

30 Nov 17 04:34
Nielton

Shiroe was here.

30 Nov 17 04:35
Zheng Ying

their next MPP is croatia lets bet in 10g :D

30 Nov 17 04:39
Marinax

If you want a fake country...choose USA :D !!! https://prnt.sc/hh8ibt

30 Nov 17 04:42
Ulysses Grant

If you want a fake ally... choose Spain :D !!!

30 Nov 17 04:47
Chernobog

Beating the dead horse here.

30 Nov 17 05:04
borja123

We are demons if we sign MPP with PO HNG and you are angels when you have MPP with CHN GEO. I remind you that they have done billions of damage in the war in which is Spain envlved now. We canceled MPP with SPOLAND for respect of ROM and the other members of the alliance do wherever they want with our enemies. But not happy with this, you also leave Spain alone. We shut up because we don´t want problems but in battle of biskra district when we losed for 68kk. 68M in a battle that spain did 2200kk and phalanx did 100kk without directs. These was a big fuck for us because isn´t that you are busy with other battles is because yo prefer fuck Spain than fuck Geo and CHN. https://www.edominations.com/en/battlefield/4534/1 You ay about POLAND and HUNG. See the battle China 724kk GeoAlg =800kk. I don´t how you have the face to write this article saying this. Do you intend to laugh at the players of eDom?

30 Nov 17 05:09
eMacedon Jr

Propaganda machine is over 9000!!

30 Nov 17 05:22
Carvallio

@Borja.. First of all.. Explain to me who you are and for whom you speak for. Secondly I have to remind you that I am in USA.. Not in Phalanx.. You are a bit confused..

30 Nov 17 05:37
borja123

Spain, signed MPP with Poland and Hungary!!! The two countries that have DIRECT WAR with their ally Romania!!!! Once again after the incident in AEGIS, Spain proves to us all that they belong to the group of the countries that do not know the meaning of the word HONOR. Estoy hablando de esto. La proxima vez te lo escribo en Español que lo asi no hay errores y ya tu lo traduces y si quieres pillas un platano de la amistad

30 Nov 17 06:35
El Gran COLPHO

Good article.... Is just lacking a bit of colpho!