Real SLO-CRO end-of-war agreement

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Published in Slovenia - Social interactions and entertainment - 17 - 07 Dec 17 16:47

Honorable people of eDominations!

Please do not get fooled by this guyï»¿. His propaganda article is a complete lie! I will tell you what was the real agreement between Slovenia and Croatia. After few sleepless nights and some really hard negotiations we came to this agreement:

ï»¿AN AGREEMENT ON THE TERMINATION OF WAR
1. Croatia and Slovenia are signing this agreement to end the war and establish peace,Â abundance and love between the two nations. From now on we will not fight anymore, but make some love instead.

2. Croatia as a loosing party will have to pay Slovenia aÂ war compensation. A lot of time was invested into thisÂ point of agreement. Finally we decided that the appropriateÂ compensation will be as follows:

a) Croatia will send 50 CroatianÂ virgins to the office of the Prime Minister of the Republic of Slovenia

b)Â Insomnia will send theÂ bouquet of flowers and his love to Holjoï»¿

c) Croatia will distribute 1 billion of free condoms to the citizens of Slovenia and Croatia

d)Â Makarovï»¿ will write a letter to CP of Sloveniaï»¿. Inside the letter he will write 500 times the sentence:

Love you Slovenia

3. Slovenia as a winning partyÂ will lovingly accept Croatian gifts.

4. The region ob MeÄ‘imurje will permanently pass under the Slovenian administration

5.Â With the permission of the mayor of Prekmurje, Croatian people will be allowed to travel through Prekmurje freely. That way Prekmurje will profit onÂ payment of tolls on the highway.

6. Croatia is allowed to buy Istria and Kvarner from Slovenia. This will cost them another 50 Croatian virgins.

7. Slovenia and Croatia will not be allowed to establish nor participate in any war against each other. But they are allowed to make love with each other.

8. The punishment for the individuals who will try to break the point 7 of this agreement is a night spent with Damjan Murko, famous SlovenianÂ singer of entertaining music and self-promoter.

9. Slovenia is obligated to spread the love to north and west and Croatia is obligated to spread the love to south and east, so every citizen of eDomination will receive some love.

10. Croatia will lend Bybatu to Slovenia for 30 days. He will replace the dragon on the dragon bridge of Ljubljana. Never, ever in the whole history of Ljubljana we had a talking and crying dragon, so we believe this will be true revival ofÂ tourist promotion for our capital. See the picture below.

https://image.prntscr.com/image/3DHMUm5oTW_NrzGACRYi4A.png

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UPDATE #1: Our CP received the letter from Makarov:

https://image.prntscr.com/image/UtISEMjaTA_MU4wdx4Yi3Q.png

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I didnt count but I think we can conclude that point 2d of this agreement is fulfilled. However, we are still waiting for virgins and condoms... :)

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