Â§ 11: Oh Blessed Gutman, where art thou? [Temple of Blessed Gutman]

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Published in Slovenia - Social interactions and entertainment - 4 - 10 Jan 18 05:13

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The days have passed and the sun has gone up and down and here I stand with some Viljamovkaâ„¢Â trying to get felt by blessed Gutmans soft (but Gutman forbid) never hairy palm to Bless me with strength and the will and to bring me to
His oh ever so blinding, haloing Light.

The glow of the Light he unleashes upon his belivers and followers may they be orthodox Gutmanists or
heretics is hard to look at but after some time your eyes get adjusted to it
and you really feel content and full of energy you can unleash upon the
infidels! But where has He gone I was thinking and while I was trying to
meditate to clear my mind of all ill thoughts and suddenly it hit me as a comet.
I have to proselytize!,
but of course what had I been thinking!? The Supreme Rabbi of the Temple of the
Blessed Gutman cannot and should slacker! Some might say I am lazy as a fox
which can really be true (wink, wink) though after finding Faith of the Temple of Blessed Gutman
and the teachings of our first prophet Don Kronox (may he rest in peace) Â I will do my best and bring the Faith of the Temple to all the Citizens of eDominations. The faithful enjoy the fruits of 28
virgins who are by the Touch of Gutman forever unsoiled.
In the next article we the Faithful Rabbis of the Temple will present to you our fundamental beliefs.
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The 2 of the forever unsoiled Virgins: