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Published in Germany - Political debates and analysis - 11 - 10 Jan 18 10:35

Dear citizens of Free World,
Ladies and Gentlemans,
Brothers and Sisters!

At the beggining i want send personal credits to fLYING  which give us everyday faith and hope for better future! Without our president we will be on trash of history!


Today me as soldier and Head of Government want to present You some facts and achivements of our leader and comrades in past days.

First of all i want to warn Netherlands which want to use diplomacy now, after refused our talk couple days ago. We are not scared and give You last chance to leave Germany native territories with some kind in return as war repartions. We dont feel any kind of fear by people from so called cheese republic, without any diplomatical skills and vision of country only for next 2-3 days! We as small, neutral country were brutally attacked by three countries and now is time to teach You a lesson that You shouldnt never underestimate Germany. We are small country but we have our honor and our spirits are filled up with Presidental wisdom, war, madness. Netherlands think about our proposition which we giving into public because we get diplomatical slap 2 weeks ago when we, without any true leader tried to speak with You, but You told us that Germany is Yours! We cannot allow things happens like Your Cheese-Nuts Empire wants!


Current politics

Germany is a country placed in central europe, with small - its fact , community, but very brave, with the best leader, soldiers, womens, beer, and bad history written by Dutch occupant.
In name of our politics of friendship and neutrality we decided to start talks about unity with friends behind Ocean -
Argentina and United States of America. Also we have friends on far east known as Chinesse Empire.
We are glad that we can stay in one line with soldiers from that countries! These three countries are guaranteer of stability and friendship for long time.

Free healthcare for all!
Our companion president starts his program of free healthcare as he said before elections! Hospital is working now on full rotation and healing wounded soldiers on battlegrounds around the World. Our president with 100% endorsement of people republic continues with this move his policy of socialistic renewal as he declared. Workers and flower of German youth people living now in bigger abundance than couple days ago. Thank You president for giving us so much power and believe!

Greetings,
Yours Petro
MoFA of Germany

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Comments (11)

10 Jan 18 10:36
HiuMan

o7

10 Jan 18 10:36
suba

o7

10 Jan 18 10:38
Blade Runner

lol

10 Jan 18 10:49
El Gran TITSMINAT0R69

o7. Brave actions taken by German gov. Wish You all best guys

10 Jan 18 13:55
Hero1nAct1on

Searching for more countries endorsing neutral societies in europe. 5 DEM endorsement as part of returning taxes to socialist workers!

10 Jan 18 16:18
Franky Four Fingers

As a Pole You should recognize border between Poland and Germany.. it s the place when cows are getting nicer than women. I don t mean to offend German girls. It s just what Poles teached me. But now seriously. If You manage to build Your community, You have my respect. I know what it means, trying to keep Your country alive. Until that moment You need to show that You don t have energy only for one month rush like Ludwig in Finland or ex-Norwegians, or being just greedy.

11 Jan 18 00:47
Hitman79

1488 HH

11 Jan 18 00:49
Daniel Khoshnoud

o7

11 Jan 18 05:14
E Hartmann

o7

11 Jan 18 09:33
Hero1nAct1on

@Franky my power comes from the people supporting me!

11 Jan 18 16:39
Franky Four Fingers

fLYING, You mean Your Master from avatar?