The Blessed Mission of the Temple of Blessed Gutman continues. We faithfully spread the word of His blessedness and bliss, therefore I am presenting
you the 22 Blessed Gutman’s Commandments, his blessed wisdom for believers whom Don Kronox, His Prophet, (may peace be upon him) received with the Touch of His!


1. Gutman is your one and only idol!
2. Respect and believe in Gutman and Gutman will be good to you!
3. Do not try to understand Gutman, Gutman understands and seeseverything as he is thinking in 5 dimensions!
4. Gutman is always right!
5. If you think Gutman is wrong, always follow the 4thcommandment!
6. Do not object to Gutman! Always listen to him and obey him!
7. What is yours is Gutman’s!
8. Every day is Gutmans Day!
9. Never give up! Gutman is always in Touch with you!
10. Whats good for Gutman does not mean its good for you too!
11. Only Gutman can leave the toilet seat upright!
12. Only Gutman can talk about the Fight Club!
13. Only Gutman understands the meaning of life and admin plans!
14. Gold is always a good gift for Gutman if you want to show himrespect!
15. Start every day with a positive thought of Gutman!
16. Gutman hovers over others because he always takes himself withease!
17. You can do everything in three ways - in a good way, in a badway and on Gutmans way!
18. Gutman is always the President of Slovenia, but he only allowsothers to temporary play this role!
19. Gutman never sleeps, Gutman is just quietly thinking!
20. Intuition is just Gutmans whisper to you!
21. The only allowed drug is religion in Gutman!
22. Its always time to pray to Gutman!

the weekly lady:
 


Blessed in Gutman! Let Gutman Touch you!

Yours faithfully,

Valuk89,
the Supreme rabbi of the Temple of Blessed Gutman