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Published in China - Social interactions and entertainment - 9 - 02 Mar 18 06:45

Kind regards fellow players,
Welcome to the second issue of XooKaip3 psychotherapy..my miracure is tried-n-true and will surely cure all ePrejudices you might have.

Since this is a sensitive topic, and discussing it usually leads to digression, fallacy, etc. I will try to present my case in a simple and concise manner.

Religion boils down to three core principles:

1) Understanding or fearing the unknown
2) Individual/group illusion of hope
3) Individual/group gain

Now I shall depict each of those principles with an example story, which consists of Neanderthal 1 and Neanderthal 2 (N1/ N2 in the rest of the text) talking to each other:

1)
N1: The lightning killed all of our sheep!
N2: We must have done something to displease the Lightning God.
N1: Let us sacrifice some of the goats, so we wont lose all next time.

2)
N1: Our people are dying of a terrible disease, what did we do to deserve this?
N2: God of Health is displeased with our ways, let us pray to him and hope that he will forgive us.
N1: If things get dire we may need to offer a life sacrifice from our tribe, so the rest will be spared.

3)
N1: The Sun God told me that you must give me all of your bananas.
N2: If the Sun God says so, please take them.
N1: All for the glory of the Sun God!

So..the next time you are making cross sing in a Orthodox Church, or taking your shoes off while entering a Mosque, or whatever you do in the name of your respected religion..please put a finger on your forehead and REALLY think about what you are actually doing.

That is it for now. Your eMind is now cured.


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by XooKaip3 - ©️®️ Psychiatrist of Perpetual Deliverance

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Comments (9)

02 Mar 18 06:52
SirDaniderVulkan

tl;dr SAMO LEVSKI I TESNI PICKI! KURVI I BELO!

02 Mar 18 06:56
HiuMan

pfff why did i vote this ??

02 Mar 18 06:59
Legit Marcial

Like Mao once said, Religion is the opium of the people

02 Mar 18 07:12
El Greco

POWERslavlje

02 Mar 18 07:42
LoboRojo

lol

02 Mar 18 08:11
Vukan Nemanic

Kakav je ovo jeres ?

02 Mar 18 08:19
Bikkin

For you all: https://youtu.be/o8C4vXySiEo

02 Mar 18 09:22
GARDOSH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXsyRAPU8g0

02 Mar 18 09:28
Chernobog

Atheism is the cure.