Nj :)

Yo momma so bald it makes Shiroe look like Jimmy Hendrix

Yo momma so fat, she ended a hunger in eChina :D when she went on a diet.

Yo momma so lazy she doesn t even clean my come

Your momma is so horny that she even sleeps with me

Yo momma s so fat, when God said Let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it s still printing.

Yo momma sooo fat, cops use her as a roadblock. xdxdxdxd

Yo momma so stupid she stopped at the STOP sign and waited fori it to say GO.

your momma is like an ice-hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

🤣😂🤣😂

your momma is so fat, her blood group is goulash

Your momma is so fat that her splash attack actually makes damage.

Wtf :|

Your momma is so fat her patronus is a cake.

Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo momma is so nasty, she sucked your daddy s d1ck, then came and kissed you goodnight...

...........................jejej..............................

Yo momma gay

Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

yo momma so ugly, that when she was born, the doctor said `` we will throw her up, if it flies, is a bat, if it falls to the ground, is a frog``

Anan yanmda xdxr

Yo mama is so patient that she stands to have a child like u.

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ.

yo mamma so poor she has to sell airs for 0.525 to make a living

Yo momma is so fat that shes bigger than slovenia

Tu mama es tan gorda, que tiene su propia gravedad y satelites naturales. Tu mama es tan gorda y densa, que absorbe la luz como un agujero negro.

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting wait you forgot the remote . Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

your momma is such a cow that she ll be made sacred in india

Yo momma s teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

Yo momma s so fat, her patronus is a cake

Your mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

Yo momma is actually a very nice lady.

Pakabana won. Contest is over.😅

Yo mama so ugly when she walked into a haunted house she walked out with a job application.

Yo mama is too smart to live in China!

Yo mama is NUMBA WAN.