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Published in United States of America - Social interactions and entertainment - 5 - 01 May 17 16:35

Id like to welcome all of you too my paper, however Ive decided I wont because no one has time for that bullshit. Secondly Id like to lay down some ground rules. 1. I dont give a dam about your problems with other people, dont argue in my comments area about any alliances or politics, unless that article is specifically being written about those things. 2. I dont give a dam if you find my article offensive, unless you can give me a concrete reason you find it so, if you have some bs reason then I will ignore you. 3. I will never do sub4sub, if you want my sub you need to have quality content of some sort. If I see you sub4sub me, I will probably do something similar to what abe does and publicly shame you.
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Now I won to the proper idea of this paper. In this paper I will try to post amusing things, interesting things, or informational things. Though mostly the first two things because learning is for nerds.🤓 In this case I introduce you to my paper, by making an article that is entirely filled with random bullshit. Also I just want everyone too know that, at the end there will be cake. it is only mostly a lie.
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For those who dont know, I love memes. And occassionally my article will have them as forms of visual enjoyment that arent words. I may also use this newspaper to advertise roleplaying games I run or play in discord. Lastly this is the first and only time I will say it. My newspaper will be better then at least three other newspapers in the world, this I swear. And now the thing youve all been waiting for the cake, that is mostly a lie, because it is also PI.
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Comments (5)

01 May 17 16:47
M3gatr0m

nice o7

01 May 17 16:50
19999

lol best newspaper ever

01 May 17 17:02
MartiansOfPain

I swear to god, I m going to be able to fill another article with the stupid pms from people who didn t even read the first paragraph.

01 May 17 19:22
ponyOfDarkness

Haha good article xD Well, give a look into mine to see if I m worth a sub, but remember: S4S is Life, S4S is Everything! https://www.edominations.com/en/article/588

01 May 17 21:56
PLOCKAROT

I like it