hello dear edominations citizens

I m here today to tell you about our true bonushood

we are a bunch of countries united under one banner we  have EQUAL POWER and enjoy EQUAL BENEFITS in our alliance many people envy our bonuses and our bonushood

please dont run from us we just want your bonuses and after that we will leave you alone for some time......

but

after we took your bonuses it is your duty to live peacefully in your lands and we may attack and wipe you from time to time to you wont get bored and lazy

in return of all these great things we are doing for you we expect you to fight back and do sth useful in this game so we can mock you put names on you brag about our heroic actions and we will all have fun together happily every after

also we have some issues with women and we expect you to send some men to fight us

so dont run and hide come face our true bonushood like a real man not a woman and get wiped and lets enjoy this game together

in the end in real life game simulator please dont use any refers to real life cause it can hurt our tender feelings

best regards

an old bored mercernary

this is for franky